Friday, September 3, 2010
The Gary Gray Way
(Not this one exactly, but we don’t own a camera so you’ll have to use your imagination to picture something that looks pretty much like this stock photo I found on the website, but slightly different. Also, by no means could I have afforded this by myself, so I feel I should give credit to my parents and Sarah for pitching in three fourths of the cost.)
Alright, enough disclaiming! His name is Beary Gray. (Get it? Eh? Eh?) Gary has big plans to strategically place him in our guest bed anytime we’re expecting visitors to see if he can get someone to scream or pass out.
Happy birthday Gary! A bear carved out of a log with a chainsaw was pretty much the manliest present I could think of...here’s hoping you can use it to make someone pee their pants.
*Gary has never hit a woman with a stick in real life...this is just a figure of speech.
at 2:42 PM