My name is Emily Gray (get it?! Gray Matter?) and I LOVE TYPING IN ALL CAPS.
If we're going to go any further in this relationship it's important that you are both aware of and able to accept that.
So why should you read this blog? I don't really know. I'm not selling anything or teaching you anything - unless you're interested in learning how to raise two poorly behaved dogs. In that case YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!
Okay but I warned you about the all caps thing. That was not a joke.
So while I can't offer you anything of actual value, if you're one of those people who likes laughing and wasting time on the internet while you should be working, you really HAVE come to the right place!
We're gonna get along great, I can tell.