Thursday, December 30, 2010

Secret Keeper

I am one. And a darn good one at that, because I managed not to tell ANYONE the best news I've received in my LIFE: Jake and Samantha Kelly are going to have a child! Look how happy and punny they are!!! (I'm not gonna lie; I didn't get it at first. PREG-O! Get it? I'm sure you did since you're all smarter than me.)

That's right! I'm so excited! I feel like I'm going to be an aunt...even though I won't tell the kid to call me his or her aunt, 'cause I feel like that's just confusing for everyone.

I bought some new facemashing software for the occasion, 'cause I'm too impatient to wait and see what this kid's gonna look like. So without further ado, here are three possible faces (and name suggestions) for Sam and Jake's children.

Child Number One: Emily Gray Kelly (flows nicely, no?)

Child Number Two: Razor Punch Kelly

And, last but not least, Angus O'Banioflanahan Kelly

 Congratulations, guys! Two of your children are going to be adorable!!!


Samalam said...

I just love you to death, thanks for being so excited about my baby rest assured I'll return the favor when it's your turn.

Ermine and Pearls said...

Can I be the second or third most excited? Cuz I know Whit is a little stoked about it so my excitement needs to take the back seat. But if you'll let me be the third most excited, I'll play the part to the fullest!!!