Weyell...

I had this whole rant planned about how much I hate the "Christmas Shoes" song because I can't believe someone would make up something so depressing just to make a few bucks...but then it turns out it's based on a true story, which is even more depressing. Nice try, "Christmas Shoes", but now I just hate you more for thwarting my blogging plans.

Then I was gonna tell you about how my turkey sandwich was dry and boring yesterday, so I put a very thin layer of mayonnaise on the one I made today and it turned out to be spectacular...

Then I realized I may have hit a wall. I swear sometimes I'm interesting...today is just not one of those times.

So here's a video of a french bulldog puppy fighting a doorstop.