Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Cold War

I'm winning.*

I swear I'm not addicted to drugs, but I'm not gonna lie - I secretly love having a cold because I not-so-secretly LOVE taking DayQuil. Those two little orange liqui-gels are enough to keep me running strong for six hours at a time...I can almost feel it pumping through my veins. I like the syrupy blood feeling it gives sorta feels like I'm on crack -- and I would know.** I've been around.***

I guess I'll leave you with that, because I'm late for the intervention my coworkers have staged for me.

*This was not originally intended as a Charlie Sheen reference, but what the hell.
**No I wouldn't.
***No I haven't.

No comments: