On to the Next One

First of all, do you know how much I love Jay-Z? A lot. Especially this song (careful - the lyrics are delightfully explicit.)

All delusions of buckness aside, I'm happy absolutely ecstatic PEEING MY PANTS WITH EXCITEMENT to report that we are DONE WITH THE OLD HOUSE!!! After countless hours of scrubbing, scraping and toiling in what I'm sure will turn out to have been a vain attempt to meet all their ridiculous cleaning requirements (yeah...about hiring a professional blind-cleaning company...we didn't) we left our keys in the drop box and can now start the process of trying to forget the place completely. (That is, until the day they inevitably notify us that we will not be receiving a penny of our security deposit. Even though I know it's coming, I'm sure I'll still be reasonably pissed off and probably want to break something.)

Anyway, we closed that nightmarish chapter of our lives just in time to open an enjoyable new one this weekend as we help Sarah Howrey and the Miller Twins move into their new place. It's in the Old North End, which means maybe they won't see so many people get arrested from out their bedroom windows. AND it has AIR CONDITIONING which means I'll be spending my summers there. 

If anybody feels like earning fifty billion awesome points this weekend, we can certainly use all the help we can get! Sarah's got a lotta couch and my strapping young husband will be otherwise engaged. You MIGHT even get your name mentioned on the blog! THAT'S RIGHT! A whopping 30 people will read your name on the internet! BOLD AND IN ALL CAPS!

I'll just be over here waiting to sign you all up. PEACE.