Birthday number 26 makes it official: I'm on the thirty side of the twenties.
Does this mean I'm a real adult?
Will I finally start to understand my 401k plan?
Am I old enough to wear one of those floppy red hats?
Could I start calling everyone "honey" and get away with it?
Do I need to buy a pair of high-waisted jeans? Or do they just automatically send you those?
AND WOULD YOU TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN???