Earlier this week, Gary went out of town for one night. This morning, I noticed that his toothbrush still hadn't been put back in the holder.
This is the conversation that followed:
Emily: "Honey, where's your toothbrush?"
Gary: "It's in that green bag I took with me."
Emily: "...so, you just haven't brushed your teeth since you've been home?"
Gary: "...I think you'd rather hear that."
Emily: "Rather hear that than what? You mean you didn't brush your teeth while you were gone either??? That's gross."
Gary: "You'd probably rather hear that too."
Emily: "What do you mean I'd rather hear that? I don't....(gasps violently) YOU'VE BEEN USING MY TOOTHBRUSH SINCE YOU GOT HOME?!"
Gary: "We're maaarrriiiiiiieeeeeed."