Friday, February 24, 2012

The Toothbrush Chronicles

Earlier this week, Gary went out of town for one night. This morning, I noticed that his toothbrush still hadn't been put back in the holder.

This is the conversation that followed:

Emily: "Honey, where's your toothbrush?"

Gary: "It's in that green bag I took with me."

Emily: ", you just haven't brushed your teeth since you've been home?"

Gary: "...I think you'd rather hear that."

Emily: "Rather hear that than what? You mean you didn't brush your teeth while you were gone either??? That's gross."

Gary: "You'd probably rather hear that too."

Emily: "What do you mean I'd rather hear that? I don't....(gasps violently) YOU'VE BEEN USING MY TOOTHBRUSH SINCE YOU GOT HOME?!"

Gary: "We're maaarrriiiiiiieeeeeed."


Mahatma said...

i think he wins this argument. just saying.

Billi London-Gray said...

I have heard this before from Daniel. Although usually it's not intentional toothbrush defiling; he's just colorblind and can't tell them apart.