You HAVE to try this stuff. It's kind of like crack except it's slightly less habit-forming.
Here's what you need to do: Mix equal parts candy corn and cocktail peanuts and then FREAK OUT BECAUSE IT IS SO DELICIOUS.
Also, this part is optional but it totally tastes better if you eat it out of a mug with your face on it.
*I had to look up what the long-term effects of crack cocaine are because no one ever offered me drugs. I don't know, I was in show choir.