However, since I DO know me...I know that that little girl on the end there is rather out of place.
This was the day of my first snowboarding experience. Gary set me up right: new ski jacket, ski pants, gloves, quality board and boots rental, and a full day lesson; everything one could reasonably need for a successful first day. Unfortunately, he couldn't provide the few things I needed the most: coordination, balance, athleticism.
After a day of falling on my hands, my knees, my butt, my back, and a few good knocks to the back of the head, I decided I was done for the weekend. I'm not saying I've officially retired from boarding...because I'm pretty sure in order to "retire", you need to have actually stood up on a board for more than ten seconds.
On the other hand, my career in getting hot stone massages is looking very promising.
3 comments:
you crack me up. I mean, the heading...genius! Way to be a BA off the slopes....and that is what matters, because the majority of your life...I'm pretty sure...is lived off the slopes. Pow.
*bleh*
(that's the sound of me dying)
i think i should've gone so i could have kept you company...i would have been right there with ya!
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