It was recently pointed out to me that I haven't blogged in nearly a month. I confess, I just haven't felt inspired for the past few weeks...
What is it, you may wonder, that could coax me out of my blogless slumber?
Only a piece of news so shocking, so life-changing, so unbelievable that I would have no choice but to tell the world.
KRISTI VANA ATE GUINEA PIG.