Thursday, June 4, 2009
Who's the Boss?
That bear came in here acting like he was the greatest creature ever to waltz through downtown on four legs...well let me tell you, he wasn’t. I let him have his fun, run around a little, chew on the ankles of a couple of girls from income processing, but after half my workday had been eaten up by all the bearanoia, I decided enough was enough. I lured him in with the half eaten brown trout I happened to have in my car, and once he was within striking distance, I said “Look here bear, your reign of bear-ror is over.” and punched him square in his wet little bear nose. I let the professionals take it from there, so at least they could feel like they did something.
To everyone I work with, you're welcome.
at 12:50 PM