Emily Gray hasn’t had a shower in 4 days.
Emily Gray just reached level 39 on Bubble Spinner. It only took 6 hours!!!
Emily Gray frequently takes naps under her desk.
Emily Gray just burped in a donor’s ear.
Emily Gray wears flip flops to work.
Emily Gray sometimes just hangs up on donors for fun.
Emily Gray gets paid more than the president thanks to a little agreement she worked out with Payroll.
Emily Gray sometimes uses the word “agreement” when she really means “blackmail.”
Emily Gray likes to slip the f word into her phone conversations to see if staff people notice. They usually don’t.
Emily Gray loves crack cocaine.
Ok, ok. Calm down. Obviously one of these isn’t true.