I had a dream.
I was eating a baguette when I saw a homeless man. I had about half of it left and I decided to give it to him because he looked hungry. I tried to toss it to him but it fell in the dirt because I have terrible aim. He thought I did it on purpose so he tackled me to the ground and started beating the crap out of me.
Just goes to show that even in my wildest dreams, I can't eat bread without being severely punished.