Look, I want to waste a large chunk of your day. Really, I do. But there's just nothing good on the internet today! I searched for
I know I've let you down and the only reason you read this blog is so that you can turn your brain off once a week. I can assure you that I am experiencing the appropriate amount of shame and humiliation. I just hope one day you can forgive me.
In the meantime, here's a real thing I saw in the freezer section at Walmart yesterday.
You know what else dogs like that's pretty much the same? Ice. It's cold, it's wet, it doesn't cost $4 a box, and there's little to no chance of it causing any of your family members to inadvertently ingest dog food because they failed to read the fine print.