Every time I say l'chaim, it comes out just like Fergie sings it in "I Gotta Feeling," just in case you were wondering.
Anyway, I'm back! And I have a brand new piece of advice for all of you: If you really want to party, round up a bunch of Jewish kids and some alcohol and you should be set.
Upon further reflection, I'm thinking maybe I should rephrase that. What I meant to say was BAR MITZVAHS ARE AWESOME. Seriously, like more fun than most weddings I've been to.*
Doing the stanky legg with a room full of Jewish pre-teens was something I didn't even realize was on my bucket list, but I'm happy to say it has now been crossed off. Twice. Now there's just the small matter of bringing Mase out of retirement long enough to collaborate on a track for my multi-platinum rap album and my life will officially be complete.
Long story short: Jewish kids like to rock the party.
*Yeah, you read that right. My cousin's 13th birthday party was more fun than your wedding.
2 comments:
LOL!!! I am so glad you had a great time! But note, no alcohol was given to those preteens!
I need to read Gray Matter more often! How true. And you can always throw in an elderly Nana to party along with the Jewish preteens!
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