Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Publicity Stunted

By some miracle, last night I managed to make this happen without using any means of securing my hair other than the hair itself:

"SARAH! SARAH! LOOKLOOKLOOKLOOKLOOK," I exclaimed as I alternated between slapping her excitedly and pointing enthusiastically at the back of my head. "THIS IS MY DREAM!"

And I meant it.

This, my friends, is why I'll never be famous. It would appear that I have reached the summit of the heights to which my ambition is prepared to propel me: a self-sustaining updo.

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