Thursday, July 26, 2012

The One That Foreshadows My Imminent Death

At lunch today, I was telling Sarah in between bites of twice cooked pork that I feel like I'm becoming more and more paranoid as I get older. I always seem to have the feeling people are mad at me or talking about me or secretly plotting my demise. She said I was just being crazy...until she saw my FORTUNE:

After which point there was no denying that someone is definitely trying to kill me.

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