Thumbwhere Out There

No one else who was there at the time thought this was as funny as I did, so I decided to put it on the internet.

Gary: You know who doesn't wanna go to work tomorrow? (Points to self with thumbs) THIS GUY! Oh, and I have two thumbs. 

Sarah: Well, that's a happy ending. It's like when you say, "And then I found five dollars," only even less exciting...although I guess given the choice I'd rather have two thumbs than five dollars.