This weekend a lady offered me her seat on a shuttle and I just stood there staring at her confusedly for several seconds, thinking, "Lady, I am way younger than you. Why are you offering me your---OHHHH it's because of this gigantic belly."
Since the forecasted high is 48 on Friday, I finally had to break down and get some shoes that are not sandals.
I was just looking for some black flats and ended up getting these:
But what ACTUALLY happens is that they are so flexible that they don't cut into your feet like normal shoes, so they felt broken in the first time I put them on. (For the record I am not receiving any money from Payless...I just really like cheap, comfortable shoes.)
Aren't you glad you took time out of your day to read this?