Wednesday, October 2, 2013

A Couple of Things


This weekend a lady offered me her seat on a shuttle and I just stood there staring at her confusedly for several seconds, thinking, "Lady, I am way younger than you. Why are you offering me your---OHHHH it's because of this gigantic belly."


Since the forecasted high is 48 on Friday, I finally had to break down and get some shoes that are not sandals.

I was just looking for some black flats and ended up getting these:
I never would have tried them on if I hadn't seen this ad because - get ready to think I'm a freak - I have spent years being terrified of scrunchy shoes. I just always assumed they would be super uncomfortable because they'd be too tight around the front and back since you have to stretch them out to put them on.

But what ACTUALLY happens is that they are so flexible that they don't cut into your feet like normal shoes, so they felt broken in the first time I put them on. (For the record I am not receiving any money from Payless...I just really like cheap, comfortable shoes.)

Aren't you glad you took time out of your day to read this?

1 comment:

Ryan, Corrie, Max, and Jack said...

I'm kind of scared of those shoes, too... I think I'm scared they're going to squish my feet.