Everybody Likes You When You're 23

Huh. Two references to the same song in one week. It just goes to show you that as long as you live, you will never be able to get Blink 182 out of your head.

This is a super special blog post, because today is my sister’s birthday! Look how pretty she is!



I know! Right now you’re probably wondering, “How on earth is this stone cold fox still single???” (Sarah - I’m sorry if that you find that statement awkward.)

The only reasonable explanation I can come up with is that there are no men in Colorado. (Anybody else suddenly feeling the urge to break out in a chorus of “There Are No Cats in America”? No? Just me? Hm.)

In case any of you are wondering what to get her for her birthday, I’ve prepared a few guidelines that you might find helpful.

-Sarah loves sports. Playing sports, watching sports, talking about sports...especially soccer and football.

-Wanna cook Sarah dinner? Maybe try a little tuna/mushroom/alfredo sauce casserole.

-Sarah’s favorite musicians are Justin Bieber and Jessica Simpson.

-Sarah hates babies and they hate her back.

-Sarah enjoys being kicked in the mouth.

-Sarah only likes boys who wear JNCOs and listen to techno. (This one’s for those of you who were planning on getting her a man for her birthday.)

-Sarah’s favorite movie is Material Girls starring Haylie and Hilary Duff.

-Don’t bother getting her books; Sarah can’t read.

Oh SHOOT! Sorry, that was actually the list of guidelines for buying ME a birthday present. Everyone please hold on to this until January 17th. (It says Sarah so many times because that's my nickname for myself.)

Here’s Sarah’s real list:

-Sarah is too cool for sports.

-Sarah is also too cool for casserole.

-You’ve never heard of Sarah’s favorite musicians because they just came out like this morning.

- Babies and animals love Sarah. She’s kinda like Snow White, but with small children instead of dwarves.

- Sarah does not enjoy being kicked anywhere.

- Sarah likes boys who are awesome and wear vests.

- You’ve never heard of Sarah’s favorite movie either because it’s so deep underground.

- Sarah can read.

- Sarah = Awesome.

That pretty much sums it up.



Happy birthday sister. I love you the most.