SARAH IS A BALLER! SHOT CALLER! (Now the title makes sense, eh? Unless you're my mom and dad. It's a rap song, Mom and Dad. Please don't look it up; it'll just make you wish you had beaten me more while you had the chance.*)
P.S. Thanks in advance for all the free stuff you're probably going to buy me.
*My parents never beat me.
**No I didn't.