A Birthday Limerick

There once was a woman named Leah
Who lived 'round the corner from me-ah
She had pretty hair
She'd impersonate Cher
And everyone wanted to be-ah*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEAH!!!

I promise I worked harder on your present than I did on this limerick.

*Be her...I realize this is a stretch. Grammatically -- not literally. In fact, click this to see for yourself just how much you want to be-ah.