This is a real argument that happened in my house this morning.
Gary: "I can't believe you don't like biscuits. It's un-American."
Emily: "I like them just fine; I just like rolls better. Biscuits need to get their s*** together - they're all crumbly and they're just a mess. Rolls are perfectly smooth and round."
Gary: "Hoidy-toidy is what rolls are. They might as well be called...Charles."
Later, over McGriddles:
Sarah: "I wonder if Mick Jagger grills an "M" into all of his breakfasts. If he ever made me breakfast, I would still call it a MickMuffin."
Gary: "If you were married to Mick Jagger, would you call it MickLovin?"
This has been another
tête-à-tête from the House of Gray.
1 comment:
"Ba-da-da-da-daaa, I'm lovin' Mick."
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